So you’re a new mum, or maybe you’ve just had another baby and are just getting used to the baby way of life again. Here’s a few things no one told me about; a babies cry is sometimes so shrieking and high pitched I’m determined only dogs and mothers can hear it!! Babies hold their breath, I was told this, but didn’t realise how heart stoppingly terrifying it is to a new mum. Lastly a babies bum!! Cute to blow raspberries on, if you’re brave enough! Deadly when it’s loading a nappy!!! As if the colour isn’t bad enough, the faces your baby will pull during this delightful time are a real picture, and the smell, the smell, well imagine 5 day old boiled eggs, then times that by 10 and your close to living the life of a new mum! Enjoy your baby!! 💩
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marty and me 